Saturday, March 14, 2015

Review of Red Nails by Robert E. Howard

Red Nails is a tale of Conan the Barbarian that was first published in Weird Tales in 1936.  This version of the story is in the public domain, and is available from Project Gutenberg.  

Weird Tales July 1936.jpg
Cover to Weird Tales July 1936
Art by Margaret Brundage

I have read some Conan stories many years ago in my youth, and my memories of them were quite fond.  I recently downloaded a bunch of Robert E. Howard stories that are in the public domain and I decided to read a Conan story for old times sake.  Red Nails follows Conan and his companion Valeria as they stumble upon a mysterious city in the desert.  Conan and Valeria become involved in a feud between the crazed inhabitants of the city.  There is action, magic, lust, and enough bloodshed to satisfy the pulp fan.

The Conan of Howard’s tales is a more likable fellow that the taciturn and gloomy caricature made famous in the Schwarzenegger films.  In Red Nails he gloats so much about his deeds that Valeria quips, “"Is there anything you haven't been?"  Howard writes him as a larger than life superhero, leaping off the page at the reader in a burst of adventure.

My favorite character in this story was Valeria, Conan’s pirate companion.  While Conan can work his way through problems with his brawn and cunning, Valeria actually has to overcome trouble throughout the tale.  She is quite competent, a great fighter and dastardly rogue who serves as Conan’s equal as well as object of rescue.  This is what I liked about her.  While Conan can defeat anything in his way, Valeria occasionally has bad luck and must persevere or get help.  If only there was a tale of Valeria’s exploits to read!

Red Nails has many of the Swords and Sorcery tropes that fans will be looking for.  Sinister magic, monsters, and tribes of degenerate men with bloodlust in their eyes.  The modern reader will need to bear with Howard’s archaic attitudes towards race and gender.   To his credit Valeria is written as a strong woman, but she eventually ends up trembling in Conan’s arms nonetheless.  As long as you can remember that this is pulp adventure and not deep social commentary then the story can be enjoyed at face value.

I would recommend this to fans of fantasy and pulp action who want some escapism for a Saturday afternoon.  If you want to read a book where limbs are cut off and you don’t have to take anything too seriously, then read this story.  It is not perfect, but it is a nice capsule of the pulp genre.

Red Nails as Gaming Material

The plot of Red Nails is perfect for being adapted for an rpg adventure.  The basic story involves the player characters stumbling into an ancient city in a desolate region.  The city has traps, treasure, secret doors, crazy warring inhabitants, and its own internal lighting system.  This is a dungeon crawl written before dungeon crawls.  I highly suggest that any GM who needs inspiration for an adventure should read this story.

The cool part is that the idea can translate well to other genres.  If you are running a sci-fi game, then turn the city into a lost generation ship or abandoned colony.  If it is a cyberpunk game, then make the city some forgotten corporate mini-state.  If you you are running urban fantasy or horror, then this is the monster city that exists in the catacombs of New York.  The story is only 67 pages and has plenty of action to move it along.  I recommend it to GMs, particularly those who are interested in the literary influences on the original D&D authors.

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Book Review - Wolf in White Van

Review of Wolf in White Van by John Darnielle, with a Digression on Play-by-Mail Games

Wolf in White Van is the story of a teenager/young man who grew up in a life of enui and escapism.  He suffers a disfiguring “accident” and lives his life running a complex play-by-mail role-playing game.  John Darnielle, the author, has been called “the greatest lyricist of his generation”.  I have never heard one of his songs but after reading his debut novel I believe it.  

Darnielle’s prose has an infectious quality that creeps into your skull.  There were many points during my reading where I felt that I was sitting among the characters and watching the story.  It helped that I shared many traits with the protagonist, such as a love of Conan and fantasy and a willingness to use that fantasy to escape the doldrums of suburban existence.  Reading this book made me feel like I was becoming delusional from inhaling the smoke coming of the burning ruins of my childhood.    

The main character runs a play-by-mail game called Trace Italian. This allows him to earn money while staying at home, since his accident has left his face horribly damaged.  He invented the game while recovering in the hospital. Players in the game try to navigate a post-apocalyptic landscape in order to reach the safety of the Trace Italian, a mythical fort built by survivors.  Players are constantly making choices on their quest to security, which is forever out of reach.  The whole novel is a meditation on the choices we make and the blame we try to place when tragedy hits, as well as fantasy and reality and their intersection in our minds.

This is a thoughtful, sad, and emotional book that is worth the read.  If you considered yourself a freak or outsider during high school, or wanted to know what that felt like, then this book will give you an emotional tour of what it was like.  I give it five out of five Robert E. Howard fanzines.

Appendix A - Play-by-Mail Games, What are Those?

Play-by-mail gaming has been around since the early days of hobby gaming.  The board game Diplomacy has a long history of being played by the mail, and many early Diplomacy zines were dedicated to postal games.  The game that is shown in Wolf in White Van is of the type where a player sends in their turn, and the game moderator then processes the turn and sends back a response.  Companies usually charge per turn.  

I remember seeing ads for these types of games in various magazines during the 80's and 90's.  There was even a magazine dedicated to play-by-mail gaming called Paper Mayhem, which was published in Ottawa,Illinois, a town I lived in for a while as a youth.  It would seem that video games and the internet would choke off the need for the play-by-mail format, but there are still some companies operating games.  The biggest change is that turns are usually sent by email, but the idea is the same.  Various players send in their turns, and the moderator processes these turns (usually with a computer program) and sends back the results.

Flying Buffalo published Tunnels and Trolls, one of my favorite rpgs.  They also run various play-by-mail games.  I played one of them called World Wide Battle Plan.  It is a global war game where you control a country.  You build armies, send out spies, launch missiles and engage in diplomacy.  It was complex and interesting.

Flying Buffalo runs many games, including one based on their popular Nuclear War card game.  They have science fiction games, wargames, fantasy games, and more.

I used to see the ad for Reality Simulations in Dragon Magazine.  I never played one of their games but I did check out their website.  They run three games; a gladiator game, a wargame based in the Hyborian (i.e. Conan) realm, and an rpg/exploration game set in the Forgotten Realms AD&D setting.  If you are interested in either of those licensed settings they are worth checking out.

The only thing I know about this company is that they won an Origins Award and that they offer games set in Middle Earth.  Again, if this a licensed setting that interests you then check them out.

What do you get out of a play-by-mail game? Back in the 80's, play-by-mail was a way for hobby gamers to find and play games with other hobby gamers.  If you were the only guy in town with an interest in D&D and/or Squad Leader, play-by-mail was a great outlet for playing the games that you wanted to play.  In today's world of the internet, MMORPGs, and Target stores selling Ticket to Ride, does play-by-mail still offer a viable entertainment?

What play-by-mail games offer today is a certain level of sophistication.  These games usually offer the player a multitude of options during play.  Do you raise armies or train spies?  Do you invade the neighboring kingdom or do you build up your navy?  Many of these games gave huge turn sheets that require steel acumen to fill out.  When I played World Wide Battle Plan I felt like a NORAD commander planning tactical strikes from my bunker.  The effort put in gives a sense of accomplishment, and the interaction with dozens of players gives the games a Byzantine feel.  If you want to be a true commander of imaginary men, try one out.

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Favorite RPG Cover Art for RPGCoverArtAppreciationDay

This is my favorite rpg cover art.  I wanted to be this dude.  What the hell is behind those doors?  It looks kinda scary, but I sure want to find out.  If I could find a robe like that I would dress up as the AD&D Dungeon Master for Halloween.  This picture captured what D&D was for me as a kid, something awesome and terrible that lurked behind the doors of imagination.  This book will always have a special place on my shelf.

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Happy GM Day!

Happy Game Master Day to all of the hard working Dungeon Masters, Referees, Keepers, Storytellers, Game Masters, and everyone else who toils away behind the screen so that we can keep playing our rpgs.  If you have never GMed, give it a try.  It will give you a new appreciation for your game.  If you are the GM, hats off to you.

By the way, rpgnow is having a GM Day sale.  Game on!